Penguin Demotivational Poster
WHEN I GROW UP -
THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.
WARM HEARTS - Cold feets
AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here
9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!
SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"
P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit
WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!
SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.
MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world
PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.
CUSTOMER SERVICE - It's not just India anymore
PENGUIN NINJA - The Reason Santa Moved To The North Pole
MOROCCO - has a cavalry of camels, which are not horeses. Fail.
KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.
When Interwebs Attack! -
GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.
SHRINKAGE - It's a major problem on penguin porno shoots
National Geographic -
MR. FLIBBLE - He is very cross.
FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF - Kill an abusive idiot a day.
PENGUINS - Sneaky little bastards.
AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION ARE MORE TO BE FEARED - than an army of lions led by a sheep...or a penguin
BUT HONEY -
EMPOLEON - Now, not even Sniper Raptor Jesus can bring an end to the Penguin Army!
QUITING - You tried it. You didn't like it. So why go again?
INDIVIDUALITY - Embrace it
PENGUIN RIDIN' - They see me rolling. they hatin' They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
The Dude Abides -
HONEY, WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? - He'll just buy booze with it.
A convenient truth -
interview with the penguin -
THE STRAIGHT MAN -
HAPPY FEET - because happy faces are so overdone
PENGUIN CAVALRY - more organized than bear cavalry cuter than squirrel cavalry meaner than raptor cavalry
JOB SECURITY - COACHING THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
PENGUIN BOAT - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!
PAYBACK - It's a real bitch sometimes
HOVERING - Evolution's cure to tired feet
RULE #12 -
MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!
VALID POINT - This person makes one
Penguins Adapt -
Queue Jumpers -
PENGUIN'S PARADISE - I’m the kinda P that little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night saying prayers in the Southern Lights
BLIND DATES - You really should get to know someone before that "first kiss."
STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW - or face the wrath of the Angry Penguin