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Penguin Demotivational Poster


WHEN I GROW UP -


TAGS: the penguin
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:57 am
Never saw it before. It is good, especially since the penguin here reminds me of Newman on Seinfeld.
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:11 am
I still love this one


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


WARM HEARTS - Cold feets


TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm

Thanks.
Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)


Underestimated -


TAGS: penguins
Rating: 2.79/5
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
This cracked me up
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
Poor Ralph. Yet another victim of ... FAULTY INTELLIGENCE. In this case, merely his own.
pro - November 9, 2008, 11:41 am
Nomen est omen!
energy - November 9, 2008, 8:34 am
5 from me. it sucks that you have to pass 28343 pieces of crap to find 1000 good ones.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:06 am
... oh, please, somebody else ... do something!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 9, 2008, 3:02 am
A classic that deserves more. I gave it 5 lions just now. I feel bad I haven't seen it before; it'll take lots of votes by people who like great posters to pump it up.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:58 am
This one is still way under-rated. Please, somebody, do something ....
Sean - April 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Inspired lunacy. Under-rated.


AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here


TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Once more

motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!




SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"


TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?


P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit




EXCUSES -


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


WHAT STARTS IN FUN - ends in CLANNNG!!!!


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth


SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.


TAGS: girl penguin doris mwlf flirt
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:15 pm
this, is what motifakin' is all about 5L
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 9:27 am
At least he didn't get the (sigh) cold shoulder


MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world


TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
PEN-PEN!


PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.


TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


CUSTOMER SERVICE - It's not just India anymore




PENGUIN NINJA - The Reason Santa Moved To The North Pole


TAGS: penguin ninja
Rating: 3.59/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
I thought he moved to the North Pole because of the restraining orders...


MOROCCO - has a cavalry of camels, which are not horeses. Fail.


TAGS: morocco cavalry penguin
Rating: 1.41/5

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TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 11:11 am
Who cares? We're still fucked... atleast until those shark riding bears come along.
Guest - May 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Morocco has a camelry, not a cavalry.
Spell - April 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
It's Horses, not Horeses.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:24 pm
Actually it's DEATH MARCH OF THE PENGUINS.
2 Tired 2 Look - July 28, 2008, 1:21 am
wasn't there a "March of the Penguins" cap for this image? Now *that* was clever.
Dude - July 22, 2008, 10:20 pm
Do you see ANY mounts in this picture?


PLAYBIRD -


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
lol!
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Asa

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.




SHRINKAGE - It's a major problem on penguin porno shoots


TAGS: penguin shrinkage porno
Rating: 2.68/5
LogicDude - July 22, 2009, 10:23 am
Smile and wave boys...smile and wave!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 1:10 am
Penguins don't make porno's!
MO - July 22, 2009, 1:07 am
mmmmmm...no
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:40 am
I concur............5 lions
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:42 pm
Thanks! My first real LOL of the day....


CONSPIRACIES -


TAGS: those are grassy knoll penguins
Rating: 4.92/5

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lesterinside - September 29, 2010, 1:46 am
Great!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:36 am
Brilliance. Vintage Sean right here.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:18 pm
Penguins will work, but don't forget the bacon & waffles. 5 flightless bird-like critters.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
Get down , get funky Scorp!!!
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
this poster makes me want to que up boogiewonderland and dance...5L
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:42 pm
it's just rust. You'll shake it off
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
i know what you mean sean, it was a stretch but somehow i saw the correlation.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm
Hey thanks. Too bad though that I couldn't find a pic that was somehow related to the text. Ah well ....
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:17 pm
Lovely! 5L


National Geographic -


TAGS: penguin tracking
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

spacedog - March 22, 2014, 12:54 pm
Duck tape?! You call yourselves scientists?


RACISM -




MR. FLIBBLE - He is very cross.


TAGS: mr flibble penguin red dwarf
Rating: 2.69/5

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Preacher Man - August 8, 2009, 10:47 pm
Ah, that Mr. Flibble is a complete and total smeghead. Nice poster, Dwarfer!


FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF - Kill an abusive idiot a day.


TAGS: kill abusive idiot penguin self
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:30 am
there's a penguin is the picture ? man !
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:56 am
the resemblance with a penguin is irrelevant...lol


PENGUINS - Sneaky little bastards.


TAGS: penguin coke cold ice thief
Rating: 4.42/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
ahahah the penguin stole the coke bottle


DISILLUSIONMENT -




Clairsentience -




AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION ARE MORE TO BE FEARED - than an army of lions led by a sheep...or a penguin


TAGS: penguin battle tactics
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm
LOL


BUT HONEY -




EMPOLEON - Now, not even Sniper Raptor Jesus can bring an end to the Penguin Army!


TAGS: pokemon penguin army
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 8:48 pm
87% Male population? How do the fuckers breed!? Are they part insect?


QUITING - You tried it. You didn't like it. So why go again?


TAGS: quiting penguin
Rating: 2.87/5

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HA HA HA - May 27, 2008, 10:34 pm
My Hero, you are!
a guy - May 27, 2008, 2:00 pm
wtf is that? a messed up penguin?
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:10 pm
You tried. You almost spelled "Quitting" correctly ... so fuck em', close enough. I know what you meant. I cracked up. And it's still a great fucking poster. I sincerely love it. Honestly. Great delivery.


INDIVIDUALITY - Embrace it




PENGUIN RIDIN' - They see me rolling. they hatin' They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty




The Dude Abides -


TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude


HONEY, WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? - He'll just buy booze with it.




CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: theo the penguin
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Brilliant!!!


A convenient truth -




interview with the penguin -




insults -




Resignation -




Penguins -




THE STRAIGHT MAN -




HAPPY FEET - because happy faces are so overdone




PENGUIN CAVALRY - more organized than bear cavalry cuter than squirrel cavalry meaner than raptor cavalry


TAGS: penguin
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

WhiteRaven - January 8, 2009, 8:32 am
Now this is why we need to stop global warming...before we get our arses tainted and coated in failsauce
Stefan - June 8, 2008, 8:32 pm
That would be Penguin Infantry
RII - June 3, 2008, 2:02 pm
Duplicate Epic Fail: Go look up the word cavalry and smash open your skull with a brick.


JOB SECURITY - COACHING THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS




PENGUIN BOAT - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!




PAYBACK - It's a real bitch sometimes




HOVERING - Evolution's cure to tired feet




RULE #12 -




MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!




VALID POINT - This person makes one




Encouragement -




Penguins -




Penguins Adapt -




Penguins -




Huh? -


TAGS: toilet paper penguins
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:08 am
Why not?
Greeny - December 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
Too late
Silverheart - December 6, 2013, 11:04 pm

You get that, Steve?


Evolution -


TAGS: penguin oil
Rating: 4.33/5

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Queue Jumpers -




Penguins -


TAGS: penguin bear club
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2014, 2:31 am
Uh, poles apart.


PENGUIN'S PARADISE - I’m the kinda P that little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night saying prayers in the Southern Lights


TAGS: penguins gangsters coolio
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - April 7, 2010, 8:47 am
A dedicated fool with marching on his mind...


Bitch -


TAGS: penguins bitch
Rating: 3.75/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:18 pm
The most welcome I've felt online in years--you're in good company! Welcome and nice start!
MonsterRaven3 - January 4, 2014, 6:33 pm
Thanks.
steve1961 - January 4, 2014, 5:10 pm
...but he will wanna sniff you first...
steve1961 - January 4, 2014, 5:09 pm
Penguins are an endangered species here...just so you're aware...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2014, 9:07 pm
Just be original and follow the rules. And never, NEVER make anything Dr. Who related.....you can't come back from that. :)
chickenlittle - January 3, 2014, 8:14 pm
Yeah, welcome MonsterRaven! I'm fairly new too, since August. GaryO will always give good advice! :)
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
If yer goin’ for funny, then yer poster better be able to make yerself laugh, hard. If yer goin’ for the profound, twisted, awesome genre, then study Sho’s and Liquid Angel’s. Welcome, BTW.
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
Tips? Tips? This one beats hell outta my first ones. Just feel yer way and don’t take initial low votes to heart, but learn by them.
MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
One of my first Motifakes. Haven't made one before, but been looking at them for years. Any tips would be appreciated.


BLIND DATES - You really should get to know someone before that "first kiss."


TAGS: penguins fans are whores
Rating: 3.38/5

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knowitall - October 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
the infamous michael vick jersey!
MO - July 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
Come on hun! You know Flyers fans don't actually have um...She doesn't though!! Shhhhh! Let her suffer!!
Nik - July 13, 2009, 8:19 pm
5 for you. From the looks of things, it may be too late for the girl. Oh well, she's a Penguins fan anyway.


EDUCATION -


TAGS: safety in numbers isnt safety at all penguins
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lemmings are wussies!


STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW - or face the wrath of the Angry Penguin


TAGS: penguin
Rating: 2.31/5

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